Jock came to work one day, limping something awful. One of his co-workers, Tommy, noticed and asked Jock what happened. Tommy replied, "Oh, nothing. It's just an old rugger injury that acts up once in a while."

Tommy said, "Gee, I never knew you played rugby."

Tommy responded, "No I don't. I hurt it last year when I lost £100 on the Six Nations final.  I put my foot through the television."