Brit super model, Kate Moss, decides that she needs a bra and heads off to the city centre in search of one in her size.

She entered an upmarket department store and asked the saleslady in lingerie, "Do you have a size 26AAA-AAA bra?"

The sales assistant who is little stuck-up gave her a haughty “no” response, so Kate left the store and tried a designer boutique.   However, she is again rebuffed in pretty much the same manner by a snooty sales rep.  Becoming rather annoyed at this stage, she drives off to Asda.

Marching up to the sales assistant, she unbuttoned and threw open her blouse, yelling, "Do you have anything for this?"

The lady looked closely at her and replied, "Have you tried Clearasil?"