Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It was sellotaped to the monkey.

Q:  How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
A:  Open the fridge door
      Put the giraffe in
      Close the fridge door.

Q:  How do you put an elephant into the fridge?
A:  Open the fridge door
      Take out the giraffe
      Put in the elephant
      Close the fridge door.

Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all
     the animals are there, except one.
     Which one does not attend?
A: The elephant..........he's in the fridge.

Q: There is a river you must cross but it is filled
     with crocodiles.  How do you do it?
A: You swim across.......all the crocodiles are at the
     animal conference.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his
     tractor?
A: Where's my tractor?

Q: What do you call Postman Pat when he gets
     fired?
A: Pat.

Q: What do you call Fireman Sam when he gets
     fired?
A: Sam.