Q: What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?
A: Daddy.

Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend.

Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death?
He had a crush on her.

Q: What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog?
A: I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.