A drunk walks into a bar and bellies up to the bar right in front of the Bartender. Right behind the bartender there is a weird-looking bird sitting on a post.  The drunk looks at it and says "That's a funny Looking bird! I've never seen a one like that before."  And the bartender replies "Oh that's a Demon Dodo! Watch this”.  He puts a peanut on the bar and says "Demon Dodo, my peanut!" The bird swoops down on the peanut and immediately starts biting at it until the peanut shatters into many pieces.

Then it flies back to his post.  On seeing this, the drunk is shocked but he thinks it's the coolest thing!  So he takes off his shoe puts it on the bar and says "Demon Dodo, my shoe!" The bird flies down and starts clawing and chewing at the shoe.  A minute later, it flies back onto the post leaving behind tattered pieces of leather of what was the shoe.

Then a big tough Weight Lifter walks in and stands by all three of them. He looks at the dodo and says "That is one ugly bird! In fact it’s the ugliest bird I've ever seen!"  The Drunk tells him "That's a Demon dodo."  Still unimpressed, the Weight Lifter replied "Demon Dodo, my dick!"