Obsession
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mums and their kids.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.  To the first mother, he said "Your obsession is with eating; you've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second mum and tells her "You are money-obsessed as shown by your child's name, Penny."
He tells the third "You're obsessed with alcohol. You've named your girl Brandy."
At this point the fourth mother gets up hurriedly, grabs her little boy by the hand and whispers "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."

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What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats.
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