An Irish priest in a small village near Donegal was fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house at the back of the parish.  He had a cock rooster and about ten hens.  One Saturday night the cock rooster went missing and as that was the time he suspected cock fights occurred in the village, he decided to do something about it at church the next morning.
At Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"
Almost immediately all the men stood up.

"Dear god, NO NO,", he said.  "That wasn't what I meant.  Has anybody seen a cock?"
Almost immediately all the women stood up.

"Almighty Father, NO NO,", he said.  "That wasn't what I meant either.  Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"
Almost immediately, half the women stood up.

"NO, NO, NO", he said.  "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock?"

Immediately all the Nuns stood up...