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Once upon a time Dracula decided to carry some sort of a competition to see
which is the finest bat to stand on his side. So all the bats were
honoured to take part. The rules were simple. Whichever bat drinks
more blood, will be the winner?
So the first bat goes and comes back after 10 minutes. Its mouth was
full of blood. Dracula says: "Congratulations, how did you do that?" The bat
said: "Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a house. I went in and
sucked the blood of all the family". "Very good" said Dracula.
The second bat goes and comes back after 5 minutes all her face covered in
blood. Dracula astonished says, "How did you do that?" The bat replies " Do
you see that tower? Behind it there is a school. I went in and drunk the
blood of all the children". "Impressive" said Dracula.
Now the third bat goes and comes back after three minutes literally covered
in blood from top to toe. Dracula is stunned. "How on earth did you do
that????" he asked. And the bat replies. "Do you see this tower?"
Dracula replies with a yes. And the bat says "Well, I didn't".
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