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It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a couple are spending the day at
the zoo. She's wearing a loose-fitting, spring dress, sleeveless with
straps. He's wearing jeans and a T-shirt.
As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large
hairy gorilla. Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes mad. He jumps up on
the bars, and holding on with one hand, he grunts and pounds his chest with
his free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy
dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny, and suggests
that his wife teases the poor creature some more. He gets her to
pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at the ape, and play along. She
does, and the Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake
the dead.
Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall to show a
little more skin. S he does, and the Gorilla is about to tear the bars down.
"Now try lifting your dress up your thighs and sort of fan it at him," he
says. This drives the gorilla absolutely crazy and he starts doing
flips. With that, the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door
to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut.
"Now, tell HIM you have a headache."
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