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One day a young
man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumblebee
entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee
entered her vagina.
The woman started screaming "Oh my God, help me, there's a bee in my
vagina!" The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained
the situation.
The doctor thought for a moment and said "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have
a solution to the problem if young sir would permit." The husband being very
concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee
out of his wife's vagina.
The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my
penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting
closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it and the bee should
hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina. The husband nodded and
gave his approval.
The young lady said "Yes, Yes, whatever, just get on with it." So the
doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the
young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't
think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper."
So the doctor went deeper and deeper.
After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The
young lady began to quiver with excitement. She began to moan and groan
aloud. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying
himself, he then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and started
making loud noises.
The husband at this point suddenly became very annoyed and shouted, "Now
wait a minute! What the Hell do you think you're doing?"
The doctor, still concentrating, replied, "Change of plan. I'm gonna drown
the bastard!"
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