Joke of the day for Adults

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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand. 

– Dady, what is in between mummy’s legs?
– A paradise.
– And what’s between your’s?
– The key.
– So you should change the lock, because our neighbour has a passkey.

Sex without condoms is magical… A baby appears and father disappears.

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mother.

Why having fun with a prostitute is like a bungee jumping?
You’re dead, if the rubber breaks.

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Doctor One Liners – Doctor Jokes

Funny doctor One Liners

When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, “A very good doctor”.

Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”

“I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.”

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. He was right—I feel ten years older already.

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir.

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.

When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.

You so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back.

After looking at the bill for my operation, I understand why doctors wear masks in the operating room.

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